sailermoon:

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babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again

365daysoflesbians:
“ πŸ’• Queer Love in History: Carey and Venera πŸ’•  “Carey and Venera met at a party on July 17, 1939 in New York, New York. Carey thought Venera was stylish and Venera found Carey funny. After a year of dating, they bought a home...

365daysoflesbians:

💕 Queer Love in History: Carey and Venera 💕

“Carey and Venera met at a party on July 17, 1939 in New York, New York. Carey thought Venera was stylish and Venera found Carey funny. After a year of dating, they bought a home together. They kept their relationship a secret from everyone besides their closest friends and family for nearly 60 years out of fear of how others would react.

In 1996, they registered as domestic partners in New York City because they wanted to finally tell the world about their life together. In the early 2000s, they left their New York home of 60 years to retire in Florida. There, they became active in the LGBTQ+ community. They spent their free time traveling the world, going on gay cruises, playing poker with friends, and caring for their pet monkey.

In a 2004 interview with Rick Wagner, Carey said their plans for the future were to be together forever. She said she hoped they would die together, as selfish as it may seem.”

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

beardedmrbean:

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oh come on that’s funny

homunculus-argument:

My problem is that while I love waking up early, I also fucking hate going to bed early. It’s unreasonable, 24 hours is simply not enough time to get everything done each day. I’m a busy man with plenty to do, I should be allowed to go to bed at 2 am and wake up at 5 am and get a solid 8 hours of sleep in the middle. Like why is that too much to ask.

dangerously-human:

orcboxer:

24602060451:

a screenshot of a tiktok. the person in the video is outside and in a hoodie. the text is as follows: I hate staring at people's apartment because I swear I literally defy the laws of nature and physics to destroy someone else's place. you hit one very normal looking light switch and next thing you know your host comes running in.. like "oh god I can see how you thought that was a light switch but actually that's the switch that released a bunch of feral raccoons into the living room..."ALT
a comment as follows: me but it's my house and if you open the microwave at the wrong time it shuts off all power to my kitchenALT
a comment as follows: I was playing nerf darts and a bullet hit an intruder button that calls the copsALT
a comment as follows: I threw a bouncy ball onto the wall and it bounced off, knocked over an open bottle of coke and it spilled all over my friend's gaming laptop...ALT
a comment as follows: our fridge handle will electrocute unless you're wearing shoesALT
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Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

hangeance:

Al Pacino & Simonetta Stefanelli in the Godfather